goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via sweet-tea-and-pecan-pie)

vocaroo:

how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42

(via sweet-tea-and-pecan-pie)

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

(Source: thiccho, via sweet-tea-and-pecan-pie)

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

(Source: twoukofukawa, via stardustmermaid)

undeadthug:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

undeadthug:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

(Source: akagotham, via misterbice)

exam:

oreimo:

beyonseh:

I’M FUCKINFDGJNFJLKDNGS

I HATE THIS

delete this post

(via sayhey-mrscarter)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice, via karlalovesllamas)

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal, via stressingandobsessing)

thisiscolorguard:

the one thing I really miss about drum corps is being around people that have an enormous passion for what they’re doing

(via allhailthemightyglow-cloud)

prbuick11:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Ollie finally grew into his bow tie." -taylor1021

DAAAWWWWWWWW

(via allhailthemightyglow-cloud)